Did you know that in the average chocolate bar, there’s 8 insect legs and 1 rodent hair?
Suddenly, that small bowl of fruit sounds so much more appetizing, doesn’t it?
Even though she kind of annoys me, she has awesome legs.
When I’m skinny, I’ll be the one getting all the envious stares.
Still want that chocolate bar?
When I’m skinny, I’ll be able to wear the things I’ve always wanted to and not have to worry about how fat I look, because I’ll look good in anything.
